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Democrat, Ok, Republican, No Way

Democrats in the Massachusetts legislature have once again changed the law to now allow the Governor to appoint replacements to the senate. Apparently, as suggested by the senate minority leader, the law governing replacements should read: Democrat Governor’s can appoint replacements but not Republican Governors. Now that sounds fair!

This is a place holder appointment until the voters of the Commonwealth have a chance to vote for whoever democrats tell them to. Senatorial slots in MA are lifetime positions and they will want to try and find the best communist possible, or a Kennedy. (But, I repeat myself)

The senator, Paul Kirk, is a long time Kennedy apparatchik who can be relied upon to support the socialist agenda so important to the White House. Gov. Patrick said "In the next few weeks he will carry on the work of Sen. Kennedy . . . mindful of his values."

At 71 it is questionable whether Kirk can make good on the Governor’s promise. At that age, unless he has practiced long and hard, it very difficult to drink that much scotch and to wench into the wee hours on any kind of a regular basis. With the possible exception of Christopher Dodd, Mr. Kennedy was without peer in this crucial area of government. We will just have to wait and see.

During this interim period, this writer suggests that all young females working in DC might want to continue to not accept rides from Mr. Kennedy’s replacement, that is, unless they are strong swimmers.
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Words, Words, Words!

Ever notice how politicians get stuck on a relatively ambiguous word when they are selling something that nobody wants?

We got treated not long ago to GRAVITAS as the word of the day. Ironically, just 8 short years before electing a man to the presidency with less executive experience than the average Scout Troop Leader, and a VP with long experience but little accomplishment outside the area of political gaffes, there was concern about whether a two term Texas Governor had enough experience to be president without a strong VP.

This set off a long and virtually meaningless debate about who possessed this magical aura and who fell short of the mark. It passed away fairly quickly when Limbaugh started ridiculing the use of the word in long montages of various media and public figures trying to sound smart.

Next up, at least from where I’m sitting, was COMPREHENSIVE. That is, as in comprehensive immigration reform. You probably know it as amnesty or possibly McAmnesty. Regardless, it amounted to a huge backroom bill chocked full of freebies for illegal aliens and the grand prize of U.S. citizenship for $3500 bucks a pop. Comprehensive has come to mean legislation that has more complication than a Gordian knot and is far too lengthy and confusing for politicians to actually read before voting on.

Around the same time, GLOBAL WARMING was coming into vogue as the instrument that would usher in, without benefit of verifiable science, a new age of progressive control over every aspect of our daily lives. Of course, a small course correction was necessary, when because it is not sound science, the planet started getting colder. Global Warming rallies were being snowed out and the whole thing started to look silly.

Isn’t it odd how when you choose to ignore science, apparently even to the point of not checking the weather, your Baltimore demonstrators look foolish spelling out Global Warming with their buck nekked bodies…….IN THE SNOW!!! Add to that the specter of a huge Global Warming Conference, chaired by the guru of AGW, Al Gore, having to be cancelled because of near blizzard conditions in NYC and it becomes evident that something must be done.

Enter CLIMATE CHANGE. This one works much better. No, there is still no science involved but this term evidently includes hot and cold weather. What could be better than espousing a theory that accounts for anything the climate happens to come up with?

Recently we have been introduced to a new term in political speak. ROBUST! That would be, as in, a robust public option. You know this one as government run healthcare. As near as this writer can figure, the term robust means; grotesquely expensive. Perhaps a secondary usage might be; draconically administered. Try reading this article at CBSNEWS substituting either of these terms for the word robust and see if it doesn’t make just as much sense.

The public option portion of this latest buzzer refers to having the option to buy your health insurance from the government when, due to the low cost of the public option being subsidized by the taxpayers, your private insurance company goes out of business.

Congress has their work cut out for them. It is not going to be easy to wreck the U.S. healthcare system when over 80% of Americans like their private insurance, another percentage of the remainder don’t want health insurance at all, or are self-insuring. Also, since no one in the U.S. is denied health services by law, regardless of their ability to pay; that’s a tough sell!

Couple that to the fact that this insurance agent, that is the government, already operates some of the most unsuccessful public programs in America. Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, the USPS, Fannie and Freddie, and Al Gore’s private railroad which loses billions every year are just a few of the more visible.

Robust is a word based in the Latin for Oak and is defined as healthy and strong. Writers like to use it in historical writing to refer to our pioneer ancestors who thrived in harsh conditions while performing difficult labor as they opened up the country to settlement. Considering the costs involved when added to the trillions of dollars of debt recently added to our tab and the effects on the economy of a Cap and Tax on energy; we could well find ourselves living outdoors. It’s called being homeless!

I have new word to add to the mix. It describes what our personal economies will look like if all of this spending continues. That word is ANEMIC!!!
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Obamathon!

The president says the easiest way to get on the news is to be rude. What would an interview sound like that held to Mr. Obama’s vision of “disagreeing without being disagreeable”? It might go something like this:

Chris Matthews (hear after CM): Good evening! Tonight we speak with Ann Coulter on the subject of health care.

CM: Welcome, Ann!

AC: A pleasure to be here Chris!

CM: Let’s get right to it. You have said that you very respectfully disagree with the president’s plan for national health care. Can you elaborate?

AC: Certainly, Chris. I know that the president is very intelligent and has given this proposal much thought but I think it may have some small problems such as being too expensive.

CM: The president has said that it won’t be too expensive, and as you say; he is very smart. Do you have any other reservations?

AC: Yes, Chris. Although I have full confidence that the president has the best interests of the people in mind, I fear that some few of them may find they don’t really have a choice in insurance after it is enacted.

CM: Ann, the president has said that if you like your current insurance you can keep it. If for some reason, not through any fault of your own of course, you find yourself without a choice; isn’t that all the more reason to have a reliable government insurance program to fall back on?

AC: Well Chris, I know your very smart too but isn’t that kind of what I was saying?

CM: I think we will have to respectfully disagree at this point.

AC: I, of course, respect your disagreement and further hope that the president will not take offense if my remarks were too strident.

CM: It’s always a pleasure to have you on the show, Ann!

AC: Thank you very much of inviting me, Chris!

Sorry, but I think I prefer a more spirited debate. If the president is right about only having to be rude to get on television; what does that say about him doing 5 shows in a single day?

Except Fox because they’re rude!
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People Who Live in Glass Houses...

Speaker of the House, Nancy “Red Nanny” Pelosi (Socialist-CA) is at it again!

At her recent weekly press briefing she delivered a textbook lesson in her special field of expertise…fuzzy logic. She attempts to find some kind of linkage to the murders of SF Mayor George Moscone and SF Supervisor Harvey Milk by a deranged former member of the board of Supervisors, Dan White, and that of the actions of angry citizens protesting against the rampant spending and growth of government and its life-partner, government intrusion through regulation.

Ms. Pelosi, who many will remember has recently tried to dismiss the outrage expressed at Townhall meetings, Tea Party demonstrations, and the DC protest by calling those citizens “Un-American”, “Astroturf” and playing the “Nazi” card referring to signs bearing swastikas and the slash and zero of the universal “NO” symbol as a portrayal of the true ideology of the protesters.

Now she adds fear of violence to the mix with this stunning quote; “…I wish we would all curb our enthusiasm in some of the statements and understand that some of the ears that it is falling on are not as balanced as the person making the statements may assume”.

“Unbalanced”? That’s a sure fire way of calming people down; just call them insane! Nobody gets upset by that kind of talk. It’s not the least bit inflammatory!

And Jimma the Peanut’s pronouncement of “racism” as the reason Obama’s policies are not being well received, is guaranteed to sooth the emotions of a citizenry that is becoming increasingly more frustrated with being ignored by their elected representatives.

There is a history of violent anti-government protest in this country, one need only look back at the 60’s to see the proof, but I suggest to the Speaker that that particular history belongs to the left. This writer thinks she should take some of her own advice and dial down her own rhetoric. Some of her ACORN, SEIU, and other allies may not be as “balanced” as she thinks they are.
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ACORN Helps Out

H/T to IMAO and HotAir for this little gem. It's a little dated, it didn't include the L.A. story, but coming from John Stewart this may be a classic.
 
 
 
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
The Audacity of Hos
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political Humor Healthcare Protests
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Musings

Sarkozy says Iran is working on Nukes. How is this news? “Windbreaker Boy” has been yammering about nothing but for years!

If "lair", "hypocrite", and "intellectually dishonest" are words that are banned in the Congress how do they manage to communicate since those words cover about 99% of everything they do?

Republicans are against the healthcare bill. Democrats are against the healthcare bill. Different reasons are given but they are still not in favor of it. Why are we still talking about Obamacare?

Who is the head of Democrat Party? Many would say Obama because he’s president. After reading Jimma the Peanut’s remarks on racism and those of every newscaster and politician searching for a sound bite; I say it’s Janeane Garafalo. She seems to be writing the democrat talking points these days. How long before we hear Obama talk about Limbic Brain Syndrome?

Are you a racist? Here’s how to find out:

1. Are you white?
2. If you are not white; are you a conservative?
3. Do you disagree that Obama was sent to save us?
4. Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Republican Party?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then you are a racist and might as well join the Klan.

In another breath-taking ankle grab, the administration has pulled the plug on the Czech and Polish missile defense systems citing that Iran will not be ready to nuke Europe until 2015. Russia, who considers Europe to be a proprietary target, will no doubt be pleased at the decision. I’m sure there is no chance the Russians will help the Iranians out on their lagging long range missile development plans.
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Fall TV Schedule Released!

The Major networks have announced their new fall Prime Time schedules for 2009 - 2010. Here’s a look at the Monday schedule:
 
 
 

Monday

8:00pm

8:30pm

9:00pm

9:30pm

10:00pm

Dancing with Obama

The stars offer loyalty pledges, cash, and prizes in an effort to be picked as Obama’s dance partner.

Castle

An inside look at the Obama White House hosted each week by one of the administration Czars.

Yo’ Mama!

Professor Gates joins co-host Rev. Wright in a comedic take on race relations.

Accidentally On Purpose

Rahm Emanuel looks at crisis mangagement.

Two and a Half Men

Obama and Rahm Emanuel try to keep Biden’s foot out of his mouth – sitcom

Big Bang Theory

Hosted by Bill Clinton

Rated R

CSI: DC

A new twist on an old favorite. Authorities investigate GOP members, Right Wing Extremists, CIA operators and the U.S. military.

One Tree on the Hill

In this comedy set in 2024 a now all democrat congress tries to explain why glaciers are advancing on Washington.

Gossip Girl

DC hookers  tell their favorite congressional assignation stories.

Local – features clips of
this week's Obama speeches.

House

This medical drama gets a makeover. Each week audiences will see medical procedures they can no longer receive under Obamacare.

Lie to Me

Hosted by Joe Wilson

Local – Obama’s take on
weather and sports.

Heroes

Hosted by the President, each week features biography’s of Marxists past and present.

Trauma

Starring Ben Bernanke

Jay Leno

Jay sucks up to leftists.

* Except where noted, Obama reserves the right to appear as co-host.

 
 
At the 7 month mark the president has done 114 TV interviews, or roughly 36 more than his two predecessors combined. Frankly, I’d rather see a Billy Mays Marathon. Now, no doubt seeking a place in the Guinness Book, it is being reported that he will do 5 Sunday shows, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN and Univision (whatever that is) but it appears he couldn’t find time to do Fox.

Good call! No sense having someone ask pesky questions about Obamacare such as; what will all this cost? Or: What’s in the bill? We can trust to George Step-on-all-of-us to ask the tough questions for us!

I know all politicians are in love with the sound of their own voices, just look at Biden, but this is ridiculous!

OBAMACARE – IT MIGHT BE BETTER THAN DYING!
 
 
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Happy Independence Day!

Last year I posted the following 4th of July message and suggested that we examine wither we are drifting as a nation.

"A very happy 4th of July to all of the TH family, including the trolls. Let us all think about where we started and examine carefully whether we are still headed in the original direction. Since 1776 many good Americans have bled and died for those freedoms enumerated in our founding documents. God forbid that they have bled and died in vain. America must find her way out of the ever thickening fog of socialism that has blinded and confused us and demand a return to the freedoms that made us a great country."
 
In the intervening 12 months we have lost our liberties at an astounding rate of speed. The stink of socialism permeates the atmosphere as it creeps into every aspect of the lives of our citizens. The voice of the people has been ignored while the power elite of government, and business, loot the pockets of the people and congratulate themselves on having the courage to ignore the constitution and the will of their constituents. These actions are the hallmark of an aristocracy, not the actions of equals acting on the behalf of equals in a constitutional republic.
 
This writer finds little to celebrate this year. I think perhaps instead it should be a day of national mourning for the passing of the Republic. The will of people to be free is not dead but the constitution that guaranteed that freedom, and created the freest country in history, is on life-support and will soon fall victim to ObamaCare.
 
I will fly the flag today but today it goes up inverted!

 

Iwo Jima Memorial

Photo © Rachel Cooper, licensed to About.com, Inc.
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The Power of the Press

"Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one." A.J. Liebling
 
This may be a good time to visit a subject that was very familiar to conservatives last fall but since then hasn’t been discussed, at least in any detail. That subject is the media and their influence in framing the issues and defining the candidates.

The right has very few voices in that 24/7 cacophony, and those voices mostly limited to talk radio, don’t reach into every market as is the case with the major networks. The press and the broadcast media belong to the left. The press denies it but the evidence is clear to see to any who will take the time to listen and sift out the facts.

Here’s a common scenario. You pick up a newspaper and below the fold there is a small headline that says, “Investigation Underway in Texas”. Somewhere around paragraph 11 you will find that the target of the investigation is a democrat but only if you’re willing to wade through the proceeding 10 paragraphs.

The same article about the right will read, “Republican Under Investigation” and will very likely identify the party affiliation of the target numerous times, using every GOP variant possible, including any peripheral associations such as their church, military background, community organizations, and family members. I think of it as “No stone left unsmeared” but most are familiar with the technique as the politics of personally destruction made popular during the BJ years.

In the last election cycle, this conservative, and I suspect many others, thought that the press, with the willing support of the RNC, manipulated the outcome of the primaries with the clear intent of giving the republican voters the most divisive candidate possible, John McAmnesty. A candidate who could NOT unite the party but was sufficiently left wing to virtually guarantee, if not a victory, at least the advancement of the left wing agenda.

The media was as blatant as I have ever seen it in the last election but the single most important act they achieved was ignoring the conservative candidates, which resulted in their campaigns failing to get any traction whatsoever. Duncan Hunter, Tom Tancredo, Fred Thompson, and yes, even Ron Paul couldn’t get mugged by the press, EVEN ON TOWNHALL! We were left to decide which RINO to vote for and many conservatives voted third party or just stayed home. The outcome was practically pre-ordained.

I suggest that this process is starting again. In recent months we have gotten news reports about “Green” Newt, “Massachusetts” Mitt, Huckleberry Hound and Sarah Palin, everybody’s favorite moose killer. I like Sarah Palin. What’s not to like about her? Well, first off she was McLame’s running mate. Secondly, she was not ready to be on the big stage and wound up getting her head handed to her by a lightweight like “Perky” Katie Couric. Lastly, she has proven herself pro-illegal alien by approving driver’s licenses for illegals, something even Hillary wasn’t ready to do. There is more to being a conservative than just shooting polar bears.

I would suggest that none of these people can beat an incumbent Obama. They represent what is wrong with the GOP. Gingrich has more political baggage than a 747, Romney still suffers the same vulnerabilities he carried into the last primary cycle. And, Huckabee is only good for setting off another GOP jihad. Bobby Jindal blew his 15 minutes, IMO, when he stumbled through his rebuttal to the non-State of Union speech and hasn’t really gotten any air time since. Perhaps he can recover.

Sarah Palin can run a personality campaign a la Obama but I haven’t seen anything from her to suggest that she can win the contest of cult or that she is now ready for primetime.

There are some real live, dyed in the wool, conservatives out there but as I pointed out, they are not getting any recognition in the national media. Jim DeMint, Mike Pence, Pete Sessions, Update! Mark Sanford (It would appear that Gov. Sanford is capable of refusing bailout money but NOT able to stay in his own yard), our stable of governors is sadly depleted (And getting worse everyday), as well as Jeb Hensarling are just a few of the possibilities that we should be exploring. Forget the past along with those who represent it.

The press is priming for another Bob Dole. It is not in the best interests of conservatives, or America, to allow them to choose the opposition candidate. Be wary of those the press chooses to cover. They are probably RINO’s and if we are dumb enough to get played twice in a row, then shame on us!
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And Your Little Dog Too!

 
Apparently, as previously observed by Frank J. at IMAO, botox does not in fact make your brain younger. Pictured above, Nancy Pelosi, affectionately known as “Comrade Speaker” to her associates in the Politburo, leads the Congressional Castrato Choir, some 400 strong, in a rousing rendition (Oops!) version of the classic “Hallelujah I’m a Bum” in honor of those Americans who will soon be homeless, unemployed and riding the rails.

The Nanny-in-Chief was briefed on the upcoming fall TV lineup as part of her ongoing duties to interfere in every aspect of the public’s life and mistakenly thought that “Glee”, a musical drama about Glee Clubs, was to be an American Idol style competition. It is thought that Bawney Fwank is very disappointed since he was to have the boy soprano lead in this production.

The Speaker has had some cognitive problems recently centered on whether, while as a member of the “Gang of Four”, not to be confused with the Chinese version since those folks actually went to jail, but rather as one of the four ranking members of the Congressional Intelligence Committee, she had knowledge of advance interrogation techniques including waterboarding.

Porter Goss, formerly the ranking member of that committee and later CIA Director, said, “We understood what the CIA was doing”. Red Nanny (Commie-SF) has put forward a number of fascinating recollections of those briefings and her final word on the issue is that she “stands by her comments”. Now all we need to know is WHICH comment she’s talking about!!!

Witch hunts always bring out the best in DC. Democrats came into control in ’06 and again in ’08 pledging to focus on the future and let the dead rest. Did anybody seriously believe that a party that boasts a Nancy Pelosi, Henry Waxman, Chucky Scummer, Bawney Fwank, et al, and is lead by the Teleprompter-in-Chief can possibly resist bringing the circus to town? NOT IN THIS LIFETIME!

So I say let the show trials begin! Let’s have every Republican still living who ever served in government dragged before congressional committees, special prosecutors, and senate investigators until the whole darn government is frozen solid. That will very likely be our best bet for escaping the fixes that our new Marxist regime has in mind for us.

Remember, to politicians, wasting time is second only to spending money we don’t have as a pastime in that 75 sq. miles surrounded by reality called Washington.
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Smith, Friedman, Sowell and Now, Annie Leonard!

H/T to Harvey at IMAO for this little "green" gem.
 
Annie Leonard is a former Greenpeace employee who has gone the Goracle one better and produced a video that manages to cramp more wrong information into a short video than His Holiness managed in an entire movie. Best part? This video has been ordered by over 7000 teachers, churches, and other organizations and been assigned viewing for students by hundreds of other teachers. The NYT reported that one kid subjected to this video was so effected by the video that he expressed guilt at wanting a new set of legos.
 
As one who holds the opinion that the echo chamber of the classroom for the last 35 years has been responsible for electing the most anti-American president in history, one shudders to think what this next generation of mind-numbed mush-brains will think is a responsible leader.
 
Like Harvey, I'm not going to dissect this one here, I'll leave that to the readers, but I will get the ball rolling with a quote from the video that hit me right between the eyes. Leonard says, "It’s the government’s job is to watch out for us, to take care of us. That’s their job."
 
Warning: If you require blood pressure medications you might want to make sure you've taken them before clicking on that little arrow.
 
 
 
 
For those of you who are interested in taking this one apart here's a link to an HTML version of the script: Commie Drivel
 
 
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Stronger Sword Control Laws are Needed!

The recent uptick in sword related crimes cries out for government intervention. Two dead in Indiana , following a sword battle last week, at the hands of a modern day Cyrano and now a Ninja has attempted to rob 2 Weymouth MA dry cleaners armed only with his trusty Ninja sword. There are thought to be millions of these swords, unregistered, and requiring no identification to purchase and with proper care and maintenance will last for hundreds of years. Many of these weapons are in the hands of adolescents masquerading as innocent room decorations. Could this Ninja be part of one of the militias DHS warned us about? Ninjas are very hard to see, in fact, there could be one standing right next to you and you probably wouldn't realize it until he was making off with your dry cleaning.
 
Seriously, how long before some moron in the congress calls for a ban on swords? I just figured to get a jump on it and start the ball rolling.
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Virginia Beach VA Tea Party

Virginia Beach Va was the sight of the southside Hampton Roads Tea Party yesterday. It was a cool 54 degrees with a stiff wind blowing out of the north but still drew an estimated 700 to 1100 (depending on the source) protesters. That estimate was from the local police but we will have to wait on the Department of Homeland Security for the official enemies list to verify the count. They certainly got it all on tape since their office is right across the street. The local CBS affiliate covered the protest, they could hardly pretend it wasn't happening since their office overlooks the plaza, but the coverage was about what you might expect. Here's a short clip:
 
 
 
The media wants to spin this as just about taxes or just about Obama but the reality is it's about constitutional government and borrowing and spending.....the taxes will come later. Our local news guy threw the huge Obama tax reduction out as a defense; you remember that $8 don't you?
 
Here are some snaps from the Tea Party:
 
 
 
 Trees make for tough picture taking!
 
 
 Best Flag display! 
 
 
 DHS contributed to lots of signage, Thanks Janet!
 
 
 In the foreground several look toward the grassy knoll
 
 
Probably home schooled kids!
 
 
 My personal favorite sign!
 
 
 Who says radical right-wing extremists don't have positive advice!
 
 
 The Southern perspective!
 
 
 Looks like the gang's all there.
 
 
 Napolitano Must Go!
 
 
 Congress loses the Brussels Griffon vote!
 
 
In an ironic twist of fate, one of the speakers and organizers works for Homeland Security and is probably reporting himself even as this is written. Given the weather I'd say this was a successful event and this reporter looks forward to participating in upcoming protests.
 
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Mr. Bollywood Goes to Delhi

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Bollywood gets out the vote!
 
 
Proving that politics is not just for wealthy American celebrities, Bollywood stars are in the thick of the Indian elections, as one of their own, Vinod Khanna, actor and sometimes producer, representing the Bharatiya Janata Party, or more simply the BJ Party, reminiscent of an American President who was closely aligned with Hollywood celebrities, seeks a return to office in the general elections this year.

Indian elections take place in five phases which at first glance seems very complicated but is in fact very similar to the American election process. The first phase begins with the announcing of the candidates for office followed by campaigning and the traditional offering of the bribes, a senior BJ Party member was caught on tape distributing money at a rally for his son who is a candidate for office.

In American elections the third phase, or as it is called in India, the scrutiny of the candidates phase, usually takes place during the campaign and is referred to in America as the “gotcha phase”. India apparently rolls out all their dirty tricks in a single time frame; the media must really hate this part!

It is in phase four that we begin to see the differences emerge between American politics and the Indian system. Phase four in India is Election Day which would suggest that they completely skip the traditional American “stuffing of the ballot box” phase, sometimes known of as the ACORN phase, and go directly to a counting of the ballots. It also appears, at least to western eyes, that there is no provision for the “finding of the mystery ballots” phase vital to any close election in the U.S. and also absent is a “divining of intent” phase which is actually part of phase five in America.

Phase five seems anti-climatic by our standards with a simple naming of the winners rather the much more enjoyable contesting of the ballots phase, followed by the endless lawsuits phase, which have become traditional in U.S. elections but this divergence likely can be attributed to India having so many more political parties, or it may just be impractical in a country of one billion souls actually conducting a free election as opposed to the much simpler Chinese model.

I like Mr. Khanna’s chances in this election. No, not because of his clout with Bollywood stars; it turns out that he appears to be the only one running whose name isn’t Ghandi.
 
 
 
 
 
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President Obama Frozen in Terror

After nearly 90 days of broadcasting weakness and incompetence to the world the President seems to be gripped by fear as every tin pot dictator on the planet, including four guys bobbing around in a drifting lifeboat, do an imitation of High School jocks delivering a mega wedgie and stuffing the pencil neck geek into a school locker.
 
Why are these pirates still breathing? Mr. Obama, are you a man or a teleprompter?
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