Posted by
Sgt Relic on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 12:22:41 PM
The recent uptick in sword related crimes cries out for government intervention. Two dead in Indiana , following a sword battle last week, at the hands of a modern day Cyrano and now a Ninja has attempted to rob 2 Weymouth MA dry cleaners armed only with his trusty Ninja sword. There are thought to be millions of these swords, unregistered, and requiring no identification to purchase and with proper care and maintenance will last for hundreds of years. Many of these weapons are in the hands of adolescents masquerading as innocent room decorations. Could this Ninja be part of one of the militias DHS warned us about? Ninjas are very hard to see, in fact, there could be one standing right next to you and you probably wouldn't realize it until he was making off with your dry cleaning.
Seriously, how long before some moron in the congress calls for a ban on swords? I just figured to get a jump on it and start the ball rolling.