Posted by
Sgt Relic on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 7:34:45 AM
Fred Thompson has announced that he will discontinue his pursuit of the Republican nomination for President. I was an early supporter of Fred. Back in March of 2007, he seemed to me to be the candidate who could take the White House, and repair the damage done to the party by a long series of weak leaders, who had turned it into democrat lite. I admit that I would have been happier if he had decided to enter the race in July, I know that the stage was set as far as I was concerned, but it didn’t happen and there was a loss of momentum, from which his campaign never seemed to recover. I still believe Thompson was the man with the right message as evidenced by the fact that he couldn’t get mugged by the press, right or left, if he had been standing in front of an open bar.
The press has been trying their level best to pick the candidates in this race, so in the tradition of the press I have decided on the following course of action:
Help Wanted |
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Conservative party seeks candidate for the position of President of the United States. Successful candidate will receive an annual salary of $400k plus benefits, medical, living quarters, and 24-hour security. Candidate must be willing to travel. The candidate must possess the following qualities:
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Must be willing to defend the sovereignty of the United States.
Must be prepared to secure the borders.
Must be willing to turn off the job magnet currently attracting illegals.
Must be willing to defend the country against terrorism.
Must possess great fiscal restraint in managing a large budget.
Will be responsible for controlling company spending.
Respect for original intent a must.
Must support the 2nd Amendment.
Must respect traditional family values.
Must be committed to limited management control.
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This is a contract position for four years with the option for one additional four-year renewal. Renewal is subject to job performance. The candidate must be over 35 years of age, and a U.S. citizen –English is a must! Video resumes are acceptable. We expect to fill this position on November 4, 2008; however, some previous decisions have been made later than that date.
If you feel that you can solve the problems of the world, while operating within the constraints of the Constitution, and are willing to work with people with varying levels of sanity, send your resume to Sgt Relic care of this blog. The successful candidate will be initially compensated 1 vote. |
I suddenly find myself without a candidate. What to do? Soooo many RINOs to choose from and not a conservative in sight.